If You Only Like Boring, Cookie-Cutter Homes, Then Stop Reading Right Now

This house isn't for just anyone. For example, if you like feeling cramped, then it's totally not for you.

If you like the noise of city life... well then, count yourself out.
If you like mediocre school districts... yikes, you'll be in for a real shock when your kids get a top-notch education.
If you like having zero outdoor space... sheesh, you will have a tough time meditating on this deck.

Okay, enough already. You caught me. Yes, that was a big bowl of sarcasm. I mean, it's true that this house isn't for everyone, but that's true of any home.

This home that we speak of -- 11920 Snider Road in Symmes Township -- has a lot going for it. You might say she's in the run for Homecoming Queen, co-captain of the soccer team, and a supporting cast member in the fall musical. (She would have been the lead, but she's taking three AP classes. ... A girl's gotta sleep some time.)

Ah, man. I'm getting distracted again. Let's just get to it, shall we?

THE DIRTY DETAILS

Bedrooms: 4
Bathrooms: 4 full & 2 half
Acres: 2.96
Age: 50
Garage: 5-car
Style: Wooded retreat
Deck: Don't mind if I do ;)

So basically, if you're into having your own private chalet, you might just like this house. But hey, if that's not you, it still can't hurt to look. Peep dem pics, yo!

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11920 Snider Road is currently on the market for $529,900. It's listed by Nick Furniss (513-478-3895) and Adam Hayhow (513-315-1501) of Cutler Real Estate.