Pure Romance is a woman-founded, locally owned business that's in the business of helping you get down to business. It has countless products marketed through a network of more than 30,000 specially trained consultants around the world.
But it only has one Valentine’s Warehouse Sale. It’s here in Cincinnati, and you’re invited.
More to the point, everyone is invited – whether you’re coming single, with friends, or with your significant other in tow.
MORE THAN TOYS…
Perhaps your eyebrows are hovering cartoonishly above your hairline right now. But there really is something for everyone at the sale. For example, did you know Pure Romance sells bath and body products? Or that they make lingerie, sleepwear and jewelry? Not to mention the bounty of PR swag with which you’ll depart.
Then there’s the vibe, which is very Sex and the City-meets-The Queen City. So come with your gal pals and make an evening of it with dinner and drinks afterward.
…BUT ABOUT THOSE TOYS
Now on to the business end of this thing. Pure Romance’s entire catalog of “relationship enhancement” products will be available for purchase. And yes, we’re talking about toys – fun, fascinating and expertly designed toys…. toys that’ll have you using “Fifty Shades of Grey” like a manual, if you know what I mean.
And while we’re on the subject, two of Pure Romance’s most exciting new releases will be featured at the Warehouse Sale. The Onyx Collection is all about “Fifty Shades Darker.” It comprises lubricant, hand cuffs and everything in between, just in case you and Christian want to take that “Fifty Shades” roleplaying to a whole new level.
The second new release is Pure Romance’s first ever luxury brand, called Euforia. The luxury line features high-end sleepwear, jewelry and bedroom toys. It isn’t terribly conducive to a “Fifty Shades” experience, but you might be able to get a Daisy Buchanan or Beyonce thing going.
A $10,000 CODA
Ahem: The first 100 people in line at the opening of the Warehouse Sale on February 8 will receive a $100 Pure Romance gift card to be used at the sale. To qualify for a gift card, you just need to showcase your Valentine’s Day spirit in some way. (It was suggested to me that a Reds shirt might even qualify, and you were gonna wear one of those anyways, weren’t you?)
Doors open at 10 a.m. and breakfast will be served.
Pure Romance’s Valentine’s Warehouse Sale is located at 161 Commerce Boulevard, Loveland. It runs February 8-14 from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. daily.
For more information about Pure Romance, visit their website here.