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9005 Camargo Road is a 6-bedroom, 7.3-bathroom home in Indian Hill. It is currently listed for $7,999,000. / Image courtesy of Sibcy Cline // Published: 1.4.17

If You Gawk At Only One House In 2017, Make It 9005 Camargo Road

Well this one just isn’t fair.

I’m referring, of course, to the house (if indeed you can call this chateau a “house”) at 9005 Camargo Road in Indian Hill.

More specifically, I’m referring to the voodoo photography in the gallery above yonder introduction. Either Sibcy Cline hired a magician to take these photos, or the house is just that beautiful. Turns out it’s just that beautiful. (But the photography is plenty magical too.)

Now, I understand I’m supposed to describe 9005 Camargo in painstaking detail, rendering every molding and paneled wainscoting with sedulous clarity. But this is a “doff my cap and say no more” moment if I’ve ever seen one.

So take that lonely, wholly insufficient adjective – “beautiful” – as your starting point and see if you can come up with a few more for yourself while perusing the photos. Maybe a trip to Thesaurus.com will help.

Afterwards, come back here and I’ll tell you a bit more. Seriously, go ahead. I’ll be waiting.

*hours later*

…MMK, THIRSTY FOR DETAILS?

9005 Camargo Road is a 21,000-square-foot French Chateau on 5.3 acres of lush Indian Hill land. It has 6 beds and, according to Sibcy Cline, 7.3 baths. (What 30 percent of a bathroom looks like, I really don’t know.)

But wait, there’s more:

  • Gourmet kitchen with marble/slate and counter bar
  • Large master bedroom with walk-in closet and dressing area
  • Solarium
  • Media room
  • Great room
  • Bonus room (hurrah!)
  • Finished basement
  • Oversized garage with 20 (yes, twenty) spaces
  • Patio, porch, and balcony
  • In-ground pool

And you know what’s crazy? No, it’s not that this house costs $8 million. (Ok, it's $7,999,000, but what's a thousand bucks between friends?) It’s that it costs $8 million and it seems worth every penny.

This isn't a house that happens to be priced at $8 million; this is an $8-million-dollar house.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to find a way to get rich in the next five minutes so I can take this sucker off the market. Adieu.

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The house at 9005 Camargo Road is listed by Julie Back of Sibcy Cline. Here’s her website. Or you can check out the listing.

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